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Holiday dates fill fast—turn ads on today and start taking catering bookings tomorrow!
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“We need a website first.”
You don’t. Send ads to a simple quote form or click-to-call page. The Vault includes copy that works without a full custom website.
“We should wait until we have pro photos.”
Start now. You get 30 ready-made images sized for feed, story, and reel covers—drop it and go. (Phone pics can be added later.)
“Our budget’s too small to matter.”
Begin lean. Use the Targeting Cheat Sheets to focus on high-intent searches and local buyers. Start at $15–$20/day, keep what converts.
“It’s too late for the season.”
Holiday and corporate bookings spike at the last minute. The Holiday angle is built in—launch today and capture the rush!
Don't sweat the small details!



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Launch ads in 15 minutes!

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Here's what you'll get:
100+ Ready-to-copy Ads — $399
100+ Ready-made Static Images — $699
Targeting Cheat Sheets — $199
10-Step Quick-Launch Guide — $299
10-min Walkthrough Video — $199
5+ Catering Marketing Templates — $149
10+ Detailed Facebook Ads & Marketing SOPs — $199
Total value: $2143
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$57
one-time payment
Get 40 bespoke ads built from your picks in the Vault, branded with your logo, colours, menu, and city.
20 Custom Static Images
Editable Canva Templates
20 Custom Headlines & Primary Texts
5 Extra Hooks for Email/SMS
72-hour Turnaround After You Send Assets

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Stay current year-round with fresh, ready-made creative delivered to your inbox monthly.
50 New Ready-Made Images Every Month
50 Custom Headlines & Primary Texts
Timed to upcoming seasons
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Yes! This vault is useful, no matter what level of ad knowledge you have. Just follow the 10-step quick-launch guide and publish in minutes.
Absolutely. We built the Vault with first-time advertisers in mind and even ran a case study to ensure the steps are clear. It walks you through your first campaign end-to-end, so you can launch with confidence.
Facebook, Instagram, and Google (Search/Performance Max). You get copy for each platform, plus static images sized for square, story, and reel covers.
Open the portal, follow the quick-launch guide, pick an angle (e.g., Holidays), choose 3–5 ads, and publish.
Because this is a digital product with instant access, all sales are final. If you have questions before purchasing, reach out at [email protected] and we’ll help you decide.
By enhancing visibility and engagement through targeted marketing strategies and compelling content.
Absolutely! Let's talk about your business! Email us at [email protected].
This investment comes with an ironclad promise: you have absolutely nothing to lose.
Every template, every ad, and every strategy has been proven in the field. It’s the closest thing to owning a ready-made agency growth system—without the five-figure franchise fee.

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